QuizzesThe Haverrice Purity Test How possessed are you by the Spirit of Haverford? Click every item that you've done to find out! Have you... Turned in something late? Asked for an extension? Pulled an all-nighter? Fully embraced Havertime? Self-scheduled an exam? Skipped class? Been to all 5 Haverford libraries? Played beer pong? Seen a black squirrel? Attended every plenary since 1833 like a boss? Read a Consensus Article? Followed the Consensus? Attended a Consensus meeting? Followed a Haveraccount? Known someone who runs a Haveraccount? Ran a Haveraccount? Got Havercanceled (deservedly)? Sprinted to the Blue Bus? Made it to the Blue Bus just in time? Been left by the Blue Bus? Called an Uber to get to BMC after being left by the Blue Bus? Walked to BMC after being left by the Blue Bus? Walked to BMC out of your own volition? Told your professor you were going to office hours then backed out? Cried after talking to a professor? Cried while talking to a professor? Broken the Honor Code? Reported someone for breaking the Honor Code? Reported a significant other for breaking the Honor Code? Reported a family member for breaking the Honor Code? Watched a full 5-hour Haverford cricket game? Actually enjoyed a 5-hour cricket game? Ran out of Library Café/COOP swipes? Eaten a Library Café hot dog (a euphemism)? Eaten two Library Cafe hot dogs (not a euphemism)? Stolen a Campus Safety golf cart? Giddily played with the bookcase movers in the stacks? Flat Stanley’ed a bitch giddily playing with the bookcase movers in the stacks? Had sex in the stacks? Made an oddly wet pizza at the DC? Ate DC pizza with raw dough in the middle? Submitted a work order? Gotten dirty looks for coughing/sneezing/farting in the library? Spent a full 24 hours in the DC? Attempted the monkey bars on the adult playground? Ate shit on the adult playground? Been drunk on the adult playground? Cried on the adult playground? Run around Drinker naked after not scoring in beer pong? Been emasculated at Drinker? Attended Lloyd Around the World? Gummere mold sighting? Gummere mold sniffing? Gummere mold tasting? Explored the Haverford Catacombs? Seen a real, live Quaker in the flesh? Been rejected by a Quaker Bouncer? Argued with a Quaker Bouncer? Fought a Quaker Bouncer? Participated in the Quaker NFL Draft? Been thrown through a window by a Quaker Bouncer, Old West-style? Sweated in Apartment 19 basement? Jumped through a James House window? Snuck a sip from the duck pond? Rang the Founders bell? Met Howard Lutnick? Kissed Howard Lutnick? Met Wendy Worner while sober? Met Wendy Worner while drunk Urinated on the side of an apartment? Urinated in the window of an apartment? Urinated in the toilet of an apartment? Made friends with the rats? ? Got hit in the head by the rubble from Lunt Basement’s ceiling? Got asbestos poisoning from Lunt Basement? Got run over by an electric scooter? Got run over by your own electric scooter? Removed someone's wet laundry from the washer? Got caught removing someone’s wet laundry from the washer? Made someone’s laundry wet (Urination) out of spite? Made someone’s laundry wet out of passion? Makeout sesh on the Nature Trail? Found a body on the Nature Trail? Didn’t mention the body on the Nature Trail? Looked at yourself in the mirror and wept/lamented? Became a “campus personality”? Gotten HaverMarried? Had a HaverAffair? Gotten HaverDivorced? Paid HaverChildSupport? Split HaverCustody? Had sex in a Whitehead quarantine bedroom? Ordered food despite being on the full meal plan (Ungrateful Fuck)? Ordered food despite being on a partial meal plan (Impractical Fuck)? Pranked your hall with a cheeky 2 a.m. fire alarm? Pranked yourself with a cheeky hotbox-fire alarm? Had your sweet, virginal, chaste, first Haverkiss? Had your rough, sloppy, many-tongued second Haverfuck? Graduated. Time's up Share this:FacebookTwitter
