“There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz And she had the smallest plain tail ever was. One droopy-droop feather, that’s all that she had And oh! That one feather made Gertrude so sad She curled it. She dyed it she gave it a puff She decked it with flowers But it wasn’t enough.” Do the lyrics to the classic song “The One Feather … Continue reading 3 Frail Birds That Have my Dream Body
Let’s face it: Wendy’s Worner is nothing if not a drug-addled orgiastic rager, the likes of which would put Burning Man to shame. But, as everyone knows, this bacchanalian adventure is always BYOE (Bring Your Own Everything) which makes the pregame essential. Lucky for you, we here at The Consensus have compiled a sure-fire list of tips and tricks to make your next Wendy’s Worner a mid-afternoon to remember! Continue reading 6 Nifty Tips and Tricks for Pregaming Your Next Wendy’s Worner
“Every time I even think of a water park, let alone one called ‘Water Whizz,’ something deep in my bladder twinges painfully.” Continue reading Top 6 Best Movies to Watch when You Have a UTI
“Let’s face it–I’m husband material ;)” Continue reading They’re Not Like Other Guys! Check Out the Dating Profiles of Four Eligible Bachelors on Haverford’s Campus
Not many people can say that they’re French-Canadian Hockey Legend Maurice “the Rocket” Richard, but for the lucky few with a claim to the Richard name, you know that life as a hockey superstar can be, well, different. If you proudly wear jersey number 9, here are some common experiences that are all too real for Francophone sports legends. You played for the Montreal Canadiens … Continue reading Five Things You Can Relate to If You’re French-Canadian Hockey Legend Maurice “the Rocket” Richard
Put up some fairy lights As any Pinterest board or Pottery Barn teen catalogue will tell you, no college dorm is complete without fairy lights. Putting up these bad boys will tell your professors and peers that your serotonin levels are right where they should be. Opt for a soft white or pastel to show you have a personality, but nothing bright enough to make … Continue reading 5 Ways To Decorate Your Zoom Background To Make It Look Like You’re Not Having a Mental Breakdown
