Hi y’all! Us folks down at the Consensus only believe in a few things, and that’s ourselves, money, and the inescapable predictive power of constellations (stars?) at the time of your birth! That’s why we decided to publish this horoscope, to give you something to cling to, a rock amidst the indeterminately vast ocean of crushing uncertainty! Enjoy! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Like … Continue reading The Consensus Horoscope

Haverford College Campus Safety. HCCS. The fellas in red. They are a world-class bunch, ensuring a serene campus. These warriors, the best and the brightest, document their various battles in the campus safety weekly incident reports.  Continue reading Campus Safety Reports: A Year In Review

1. The tower on top of Founders Looking for gorgeous 360° views? Look no further than the tower atop historic Founder’s Hall. The snuggly single boasts a small interior, but it has everything you need: mice, a microwave crusted in popcorn entrails, a giant-ass bell, and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to survey. Students with severe dog allergies are warned- this is Peanut’s summer home. Bonus- it’s … Continue reading A Consensus Guide: Room Draw’s Hottest New Spots

Rage Against the Woke Machine This conservative Rage Against The Machine cover band is here to rock! And by rock, I mean not rock the boat. This band is convinced that Rage Against The Machine is a conservative band rebelling against the liberal establishment. They’ll blow you away with such hits as “Killing in the Name of (tax cuts)” and “(Wall Street) Bulls on Parade” … Continue reading Potential Haverfest Performers Leaked

Everyone knows that Haverford students have a 70% chance of failing all their exams and getting kicked out of college. Luckily, The Consensus has compiled a savvy list of lucrative careers for students to turn to in case everything goes to shit. Best of luck on finals.  Continue reading 5 Backup Careers for If You Fail All Your Exams

If you’re one of the 96 people signed up for Astronomical Ideas, this list is for you! Continue reading 7 C-Domain Classes You Should’ve Signed Up For You Dipshit

Yes, it’s that time of the year. Plenary is finally upon us! As we all know, etiquette is key, so we at the Consensus have compiled a definitive list of Plenary rules so you don’t humiliate yourself like you did last semester. Continue reading The DOs and DON’Ts of Plenary

Mmm… soup’s on, boys! You can’t wait to get your grubby paws on this classic Coop cuisine! Continue reading 7 Items On The Coop’s Secret Menu That You HAVE To Try