Naur! Nicole Kidman’s pet kangaroo, Mate, has died this week. The actress and Australian posted the news to Instagram Tuesday, bidding Mate a final “G’day” and reassuring fans that he “lived a good life” and “he’s in a better place.” The Consensus is doubtful that heaven is a better place for a kangaroo than the Australian Outback, but we have been unable to reach Mate … Continue reading Nicole Kidman Mourns Pet Kangaroo

National treasure and famed monkey lover Dame Maggie Smith is left devastated this week after authorities arrested her beloved capuchin, Union Jack. Continue reading Authorities Seize Maggie Smith’s Monkey

If Gal Gadot knows anything, it’s how to respond to massive-scale catastrophe. That’s why she took a stand and airlifted a single polar bear out of the North Pole, so that it can not only survive but thrive under the LA sun. In a post on Wednesday, Gadot beams and throws her arm around her new buddy. She captioned the photo: “The cutest polar bear … Continue reading Gal Gadot Rescues Polar Bear from Melting North Pole: “Meet Lovey Dove”