After a quick Google search, former President Jimmy Carter was found not, in fact, dead.  “We really weren’t sure,” said domestic politics correspondent Edwards Hammers. “That son of a bitch is really hanging in there.” Carter’s presidency was marked by an economic downturn, a hostage crisis, and the ongoing Cold War, which historians agree was “A real bummer.” After his presidency, Carter was lauded for … Continue reading Jimmy Carter, 99, Found “Still Alive?”