Yes, it’s that time of the year. Plenary is finally upon us! As we all know, etiquette is key, so we at the Consensus have compiled a definitive list of Plenary rules so you don’t humiliate yourself like you did last semester.

• DO: Brush your teeth.
• DON’T: Do your homework – be respectful!

• DO: Move in and get comfy.
• DON’T: Peek when others are voting!

• DO: Sing the National Anthem, even if no one else is.
• DON’T: Look Dr. Plenary in the eyes.

• DO: Dress for success – Black tie formal only!
• DON’T: Bathe for at least 168 hours beforehand.

• DO: Take everything personally.
• DON’T: Respect any questioning.

• DO: Filibuster NOW!
• DON’T: Consider others.

• DO: Delay, dilly dally, tarry, and stall. The longer this goes, the better!
• DON’T: Speak, lest Dr. Plenary hears you.

• DO: Bring EXTRA beer!
• DON’T: Cry, it’ll be okay.

• DO: Wear adult diapers.
• DON’T: Soil yourself. Hold it in, baby!

• DO: Leave if quorum is approached.
• DON’T: Look back. Never look back.

• DO: Connect all your devices to the GIAC wifi.
• DON’T: Be all alone when it comes time for the Plenary kiss!

• DO: Call your family and tell them you love them.
• DON’T: Fight it.

• DO: Mask your scent.
• DON’T: Be afraid when Dr. Plenary kills.

• DO: Pray.