Haverford College Campus Safety. HCCS. The fellas in red. They are a world-class bunch, ensuring a serene campus. These warriors, the best and the brightest, document their various battles in the campus safety weekly incident reports. 

The following is a collection of the best incidents 2023 had to offer. They are all 100% for real. These are their stories.

A Fowl Deed

We Don’t Know Either, Pal

Ouch- You Okay Buddy?

Re-Lax Big Guy

Must’ve Been the Other Guy With the Top Hat and the Violin

Cool It Mr. Fast and Furious

Another Case Cracked: It Was Sauce