If you’re one of the 96 people signed up for Astronomical Ideas, this list is for you!
ALCH 100 – Gold Rush
This intro alchemy class will leave you with 0 student debt and no regrets.
PSYCH 378 – The Art of Hypnosis
Everyone knows a liberal arts education will get you diddly-squat in the real world. However, this class will enlighten you on how to hypnotize not only your peers and coworkers but also your boss. Bring your pocket watch and prepare for success.
Pre-Requisite: Psych 101 – Hypnotizing for Dummies
ASTRO 303- Star-Crossed Lovers
This class is not for the faint of heart. Each student will spend the semester completing an in-depth analysis of their future love life based on the alignment of the stars. Stats show that 50% of Haverford students will marry another Ford after graduating and this class will teach you how to find the one. This class will also teach you how to woo your soulmate with cool pick-up lines like, “Baby, you’re a white dwarf star – super hot, but not that bright.”
Pre-Requisite: Tarot Time
REL 231- Divining God’s Will
Sorcerers come one, come all to this splendid class. We will primarily focus on prophecy, hallucinations, and channeling your spirit into other beings. Be prepared to eat shrooms.
Professor: Wendy Worner
BIO 231 – Phrenology: Heads Up!
This class is full-on racist but you need that C-credit, dammit.
Pre-Requisite: BIO 103 – The Science of Concussions or +3 concussions
CHEM 500- Potions with Professor Snape
For anyone who never left their high school emo stage, this class is for you. Learn the ins and outs of poisoning your enemies but also how to pull off dramatic cape flips as you exit a room. You will be loathed by your adversaries but your fashion game will be top-notch.
Special Code: This class may only be taken by Snape-approved individuals in Slytherin. If you are the Chosen One, don’t even think about signing up.
HERB 290- Care of Magical Creatures
Located in the Arboretum greenhouse, this class will be a case study of the fantastical creatures that live on the Nature Trail. Among other beings, you will research gnomes, fairies, talking squirrels, and leprechauns. And don’t forget about our class field trip to visit Craig the Kraken who lives in the Duck Pond!
