It’s springtime, and wedding bells are ringing! Two seniors, Henry Reiner and Sarah Klein, have announced their engagement: “I haven’t felt this way since my seventh hookup,” said the newly HPV-free Henry. Continue reading From Situationship to Soulmate — A Haverford Wedding
Hi y’all! Us folks down at the Consensus only believe in a few things, and that’s ourselves, money, and the inescapable predictive power of constellations (stars?) at the time of your birth! That’s why we decided to publish this horoscope, to give you something to cling to, a rock amidst the indeterminately vast ocean of crushing uncertainty! Enjoy! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Like … Continue reading The Consensus Horoscope
Friends, despite the fact that Consensus writers are paid $8 per word, it brings me no joy to report that the undeniably stunning Founders Hall will be removed on July 21st, 2024. Continue reading “They Paved Paradise and Put Up A Parking Lot”: Say Goodbye To Founders
