A local student suddenly and inexplicably received the curse of consciousness this last Tuesday as he stopped to tie his shoes. While dealing with this mild annoyance on his way to class, the man was struck by the realization that he had no discernable interests, hobbies, or passions.  One of his friends, Frankie Grout, had this to say: “You know, it’s not like he’s silent … Continue reading Drat! Area Man Suddenly Cursed with Recognition of The Self

Opted out of Acorn Books? Don’t breathe a sigh of relief yet because Health Services has recently announced, in collaboration with Purdue Pharma: Acorn Meds! Haverford’s medication rental program that promotes inclusion by letting students break their bones without breaking the bank.  What are the details of Acorn Meds, you might ask? It is a semester-by-semester program that allows students to pay upfront for a … Continue reading Health Services Announces Acorn Meds