1. The tower on top of Founders Looking for gorgeous 360° views? Look no further than the tower atop historic Founder’s Hall. The snuggly single boasts a small interior, but it has everything you need: mice, a microwave crusted in popcorn entrails, a giant-ass bell, and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to survey. Students with severe dog allergies are warned- this is Peanut’s summer home. Bonus- it’s … Continue reading A Consensus Guide: Room Draw’s Hottest New Spots

Rage Against the Woke Machine This conservative Rage Against The Machine cover band is here to rock! And by rock, I mean not rock the boat. This band is convinced that Rage Against The Machine is a conservative band rebelling against the liberal establishment. They’ll blow you away with such hits as “Killing in the Name of (tax cuts)” and “(Wall Street) Bulls on Parade” … Continue reading Potential Haverfest Performers Leaked