The Haverrice Purity Test
How possessed are you by the Spirit of Haverford? Continue reading The Haverrice Purity Test
How possessed are you by the Spirit of Haverford? Continue reading The Haverrice Purity Test
Everyone knows that Haverford students have a 70% chance of failing all their exams and getting kicked out of college. Luckily, The Consensus has compiled a savvy list of lucrative careers for students to turn to in case everything goes to shit. Best of luck on finals. Continue reading 5 Backup Careers for If You Fail All Your Exams
The light has gone out of my life. There is no more Passion fruit, Orange, and Guava juice at the Dining Center. I am left bereft of its taste. While before my days eating food had been filled with whimsy, joy, and ecstatic bliss, now I simply chew in misery. Continue reading The Light Has Gone Out of My Life
On Wednesday, head of Health Services and Wellness Guru Kathy McGovern announced to the nation that Health Services will soon be demolished and completely rebuilt as a combination KFC/Taco Bell. Continue reading HUZZAH! Health Services to be Replaced With Combination KFC/Taco Bell
BREAKING: The rats have aligned.
The Rat Union☭ of Lunt and the Rat Society™ of Comfort have signed a pact, allying against the United Rat RepublicⓇ of Jones. This pact has drastic consequences for the rat and human populations of the North Dorms, and spells a dire future for all of Haverford College. Continue reading The Rats Align