Authorities Seize Maggie Smith’s Monkey
National treasure and famed monkey lover Dame Maggie Smith is left devastated this week after authorities arrested her beloved capuchin, Union Jack. Continue reading Authorities Seize Maggie Smith’s Monkey
National treasure and famed monkey lover Dame Maggie Smith is left devastated this week after authorities arrested her beloved capuchin, Union Jack. Continue reading Authorities Seize Maggie Smith’s Monkey
Most cross-country teams have weird traditions. At Haverford, the weird traditions have a cross-country team. Continue reading Breaking News: The Cross-Country Team is Just a Cult
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“I would like to thank the Haverford College Democrats for handing me this easy Senate win,” said John Fetterman (53M), with a grateful thumbs up protruding from his right shoulder. “If it was not for this organization, there is absolutely no way I could have kicked Mehmet Oz back to New Jersey. They provided such a strong, critical support in one of the most contested … Continue reading John Fetterman Thanks the Haverford College Democrats for Senate Win