Who let the dogs out? And who trained them to be so comforting? That’s right: the barefoot guy across from you in Lutnick Library just touched your leg with his toes. Continue reading Moral Support Win! The Barefoot Guy Across From You In Lutnick Just Touched You With His Toes
Yes, it’s that time of the year. Plenary is finally upon us! As we all know, etiquette is key, so we at the Consensus have compiled a definitive list of Plenary rules so you don’t humiliate yourself like you did last semester. Continue reading The DOs and DON’Ts of Plenary
If Gal Gadot knows anything, it’s how to respond to massive-scale catastrophe. That’s why she took a stand and airlifted a single polar bear out of the North Pole, so that it can not only survive but thrive under the LA sun. In a post on Wednesday, Gadot beams and throws her arm around her new buddy. She captioned the photo: “The cutest polar bear … Continue reading Gal Gadot Rescues Polar Bear from Melting North Pole: “Meet Lovey Dove”
Is this some kind of sick joke that I don’t get? Is this some manner of twisted jest directed personally at me–your most loyal devotee? Are you kidding me, Dr. President Wendy Worner? Wendy’s Worner was a perfect name and you just threw it out. And for what? I am on my knees here begging for an answer–begging for things to go back to the … Continue reading Opinion: I Would Rather Die Than Call It “Wawa with Wendy”
